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Writers Block Procrastination (Not Really) [11-9-11]

For my Science class, a week ago we were assigned a little 3 paragraph current event. For my English class, two weeks ago we were assigned a 600 word 5 paragraph essay about a genere of music (I got Southern Rock). Both are due tomorrow. Have I started on either? Nope. Why? Writers block. I can bust out a 200 word blog post in 30 minutes. Going based on that logic, it should take an hour and a half to do my 600 word essay. But no, I have to have writers block. And because it's Wendday, ABC has the comedy hour and a half (Happy Endings or whatever doesn't count). That means family time. And worse of all, I'M WRITING THIS BLOG POST! GAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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5 Things To Do In The Can! [8-22-11]

I'm human. I have bodily functions that need to be taken care of. So, I thought, "Why not be 'productive' while doing this?" So here are 5 things to do while taking a piss/dump!

Number 5: Play a game!

Ever since I got my Inspire 4G, I've had a small, portable, easy to use gaming device. One of the best parts about it is the accelerometer. By using it, playing a game like Drop, for when I feel dangerous, Jimmy Pataya is a possibility with one hand!

Number 4: Have Fun With Swiping Keyboards!

I have SlideIt on my phone. While I can use the regular keyboard fine with one hand, I find trying to do sentences like "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy river" very challenging. So with a keyboard like SlideIt or Swype it still a challenge but fun!

Number 3: Math.

Depending on how long you take, doing math isn't a bad idea. If you're in school or an accountant, this is perfect! I started doing this in 2nd grade! Well because I'm a nerd and used to love math...

Number 2: Check E-Mail/Twitter/Facebook/Google+.

I follow 200 people on Twitter. I have 3 GMails, 4 Yahoos, and an AOL (parents made me. They don't trust me). I have a Facebook with an embarrassing amount of friends. I have Google+. They need to be checked quite frequently especially with the different time zones all over the place. So...yup.

Number 1: Rest.

They call it a restroom. Take 5 mins to chill in a stall. It's very effective.

Facebook Prank [8-15-11]

I hate Facebook. I only use it because all my friends are obsessed. So, I decided, "Why now figure out a tiny prank that won't harm anybody?" As a nerd who doesn't have a girlfriend, I went "Why not mess with the relationship status?" But first, a word from our sponsor: The album 1984 by Van Halen. Thanks for getting me through this post!

*Note: Now before we get started, if you have parents/family as friends, this won't really work.

Step 1: Start hanging out with friends less. If you're a shut in like me, that won't be hard.

Step 2 (Optional): Start checking in at places you might go on a date/hangout at i.e movies, coffee shop.

Step 3: Start posting stuff like things in quotes and saying "she is so funny!"

Step 4 (If You Can): This is the hardest part. Try and find a girl none of your friends know who is willing to take pics with you. With some pirated Photoshop/GIMP you can make it sweet.

Step 5: Change Relationship Status.

Step 6: Wait a week. Now another good thing to in this week is "Like" things a girl might like (exception: Justin Bieber.) And, if movie cliches are right, you MIGHT in the process get a girl to say "you could have had a chance with me."

Step 7: Change it back to single.

Step 8: Laugh your ass off. Because if this all goes according to plan, your friends will FLIP. And after you do change back girls should be kinda sorry for you, which is a plus.

Step 9: Reveal. Just do it. People might comment "lol" or even "you dick I knew it was fake".

So that's it. I might start doing stuff like this more often. So, I hope you try this out. If it's successful comment or @reply me on Twitter (@OwN3rPwnEr). Go invest in me on Empire Avenue (JPOP27). And subscribe to the blog here. Yup.

Updates [8-07-11]

It's been a while. So, here are some updates.

1. New Phone!

I recently got a HTC Inspire 4g on AT&T. It's cool. May start blogging from there and might even vlog. It's my main Twitter source now.

2. Google+

I'm now on Google+! gplus.to/jpop27

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3. Empire Avenue

I am now on Empire Avenue. So go invest! http://www.empireavenue.com/jpop27

4. Facebook

I will delete my Facebook. Well, my Owner Pwner one. I never use it so why have it?

5. Laptop

I should be getting a laptop soon. And depending on my first trimester grades, I may get my oldest brothers old desktop. I will turn it into either a NAS or HTPC. No matter what, I will install Linux on it. Most likely Bohdi because it's an old computer.

6. YouTube

I haven't put a video on YoutTube in a loooong time. So as soon as I get my new laptop, I will start doing at least a video every two weeks.

7. Blog

I will start blogging again. Mostly little updates or if I read or see something interesting I'll post something on it. Yay!

So...yup.

Dear: Facebook Chat.

FUCK YOU! Go poke yourself!